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Cut. Hurt. Cold. Fetus. Hold. Accept. Embrace. Freedom. Enlightenment.
Just trying to sort it all out.
Damndest Things I've Ever Seen
- 1. A cattle trailer on it's side with live cows being herded out over the dead cows. Were they sad? What's going to happen to all of that fresh meat?
- 2. A guy dancing in front of the library on a college campus to tunes he played from his portable DVD player, oblivious to the fact that a crowd had formed around him. It wasn't because he was good.
- 3. Random Gas Station Parking Lot. Just sitting in the lot was a man's dress shoe. It was pretty beat up, but also seemed to have some character to it. I looked around for the other shoe, but it was not to be found. I don't know why, but that one shoe, sitting there alone, has been stuck in my head for several days now.
Things That Don't Make Sense to Me
- 1. Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways (tribute to the late, great George Carlin).
- 2. Why anyone actually voted for George W. Bush and thought it was a good idea.
- 3. People who say, 'I could care less.'
- 4. Who decided that donuts needed holes in them? Shouldn't we get the donut 'holes' for free, since they were part of the original product?
- 5. If everything was created, and a god created everything ... who created god?
- 6. How did the first person to fish for Snow or King Crabs know that they were down there, how to catch them, and that they were edible?
- 7. Fancy Ketchup (Catsup)
- 8. Why does Goofy talk, drive and live in a house, while Pluto barks, does dog things and lives in a doghouse? They're both dogs.
- 9. Why don't we work two days a week, and then take off for five. We'd be more productive.
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